Bocage “Champagne Is Cheaper Than Therapy” Zipper Tote

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The first of its kind — the Bocage “Champagne Is Cheaper Than Therapy” tote — is finally here. Built from heavy 12 oz cotton canvas, this flat-bottom, zippered carryall was designed with your wine shop hauls, market runs, and weekend escapes in mind. It’s sturdy enough to handle a few bottles (no judgment) yet effortlessly chic with clean lines and our signature tongue-in-cheek flair.

A roomy 19-liter main compartment and secure full-zip top keep everything in place, while the external front pocket stashes your keys and cards within easy reach. Durable, timeless, and just a little bit naughty — it’s the tote that says you have your life together (even when you don’t).

✨ Limited first release — be the first to carry it.
Perfect for anyone who believes in retail therapy, but prefers it chilled.